you know you're fat/unfit when . . .

[mollykins]

edit and add to as appropriate.

You know you're unfit when your old and fat dog can run faster than you can cycle . . .

[tiggerblue10]

.......you can't go up a flight of stairs without your calf muscles and ankles start aching. This was happening to me not so long ago. Things have much improved now and I have been walking 5 - 6 miles each day this week.

[Arksided]

You know you're unfit when it takes longer to stand up than it does wobbling to the fridge.

[Lore]

........you exhale an involuntary 'huuuuuu' when trying to get up from a beanbag.

[wendilla]

You know when that littlle ******** get in your wardrobe and sew up your clothes tighter. My wardrobe was infested with the little ******** but I gradually got rid of them.Still got a few more to go with a big kick.

[mollykins]

lol

[mollykins]

I realised that the email AB had me down for, is one I don't have access to anymore so I ahd to change it but now I don't know my gravtar details . . .

[Jemisa]

Getting back to...

You know you're fat when, - You can't enlarge the seatbelt any more...

'' '' '' '' You can't reach your own behind after using the loo.

'' '' '' '' people try to use you as shade during an outdoor concert

'' '' '' The washing machine only takes 4 shirts when turned to 'Large Load'


jem

[mollykins]

I thought you'd come up with some good ones jem ;)

[karenmac60]

Everytime you bend over (even just a wee bit) you let out an involutary groan/grunt. It's getting really embarrassing putting things away on low shelves at work!

[Jemisa]

Some more for you Molly...

You know you're fat when >>> You can't cross your legs anymore.

'' '' '' You have boobs and you are a bloke.

'' '' You notice they just don't make towels as big as they used to.

'' '' You bump into things more than you used to.

jem.

[jubieanna]

you know you are fat when ... doing up your shoelaces is a workout in itself!

[askyourgran]

OMG I'm fat!!!! half of those things are like me. I get out of breath walking to the end of the road. That's it I'll have to exercise or something now.