Ok, Ive lit the blue touch Paper!!!

[RATTER15]

I have my Colonoscopy tomorrow, I have just sat down to my first glass of "Kleen-Prep"

I have put this in Body & Soul as I feel this would be most appropriate as I think my body and soul will soon be exiting through my bottom.

I wasn't warned about just how foul this liquid is, and I have to drink four Ltrs of this gunk tonight!!

Well actually it says I can also take it through my nose with a tube, I tried but it just makes me sneeze and makes my eyes water.

Wish me luck guys, apparently (according to Billy Connolly) this stuff was developed by NASA, I'm preparing for take off! :-(

[cazzz1975]

urgh it sounds gross, what are the ingredients? what if you have any allergies?

[cazzz1975]

btw goodluck drinking it, can you eat or are you not allowed?

[mccfluff]

eugh, good luck ratter

[Mosaic]

Well good look - they gave me picolax, which didn't have a taste that I can recall but cleared me out like wire wool down a gun barrel.
They also gave me a general anaesthetic and when I came round I recall giggling and farting a lot.....

[Sir Alec]

My Mum had to have the same procedure many years ago. I almost cried watching her gagging on that evil stuff, so I sympathise.

Good luck for tomorrow and let us know how you got on.

[cazzz1975]

lol mosaic!

[RATTER15]

Carakeel has just popped out to buy me some Jelly Babies, I can eat jelly and jelly based sweets, that's about it.

[classylady60]

I just think you are very brave, I must admit I am terrible at taking medicines et al, so I'm afraid being the born again coward that I am....I wouldn't put myself through this...but then I've always been a perverse soul...sigh. Good luck Ratter, I'm sure it will all be worth it in the...erm..."end"..? Ouch!

[SlackAlice]

Yeutch!
Give yourself plenty of time to get to the toilet, or you might pebbledash it.

[mazie]

Good Luck for tomorrow RATTER x

[Bobbisox]

Good Luck RATTER XXXXX

[boxtops]

Good luck ratter, now and for tomorrow, we're rooting for you...!

[RATTER15]

Cazzzzz "what if you have any allergies?" apparently if im allergic to the ingredients it will give me the sh!ts!! OH NO!!!!!!!

[craft1948]

We're all behind you...................

[cazzz1975]

well the sh!ts isnt too bad I suppose ;)

[marval]

It sounds dreadful stuff, my husband had Picolax before his.

Good luck for tomorrow.

[mazie]

speak for yourself craft....

[craft1948]

well perhaps not.............

[RATTER15]

The dear Carakeel is also buying me a big box of wet wipes, these will be stored in the fridge, beside the loo rolls. It apparently gets a bit sore.