Why does Wayne Rooney get a hair implant when...

[DTCwordfan]

He could have "borrowed" some of Shrek the Sheep's wool - Shrek having managed to avoid the Specsaver Sheep Shearer for 7 years by living up in a cave on a steep ridge.....

http://www.odt.co.nz/...hrek-we-wool-remember

[mrs_overall]

I have my doubts about a man who hunts down obscure articles on sheep. Is Mrs DT called Baaaaaaabara by any chance?

[DTCwordfan]

Lol - there was a reference on Have I got News For You,........

She fleeced me in the divorce, Mrs O!

[mrs_overall]

I bet you wont allow another woman to pull the wool over your eyes DT

[cazzz1975]

I admire the fact he has done it in the gaze of the media instead of slinking away and pretending he always had hair like a lot of ex-bald celebs

[Prudie]

I know who I'd rather kiss (Shrek and Rooney I mean)

[DTCwordfan]

bet he is getting needled for it, cazz....

[DTCwordfan]

yes, I would almost turn Welsh if confronted with that choice.....

[mrs_overall]

Is it true he has changed his name to Mane Rooney?

[Jan1957]

Watching that too DT. I just love Reginald D Hunter. He's got such a sexy voice, and he's funny too.

[DaisyNonna]

Because there is no room in his pram for more toys

[Hopkirk]

I heard the hair transplant rejected him.