At Glastonberry...

[Jemisa]

These blokes were all at Glastonberry No one wanted to share a tent with Bob,
because he snored so badly..

They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the
whole time, so they voted to take turns.

The first bloke Dave slept with Bob in his tent and comes for breakfast the next morning
with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot.

They said, "F**k what happened to you?
He said, "Bob snored so loudly I didn't sleep a wink, I just sat up and watched him all
night."

The next night it was a different blokes turn. In the morning. Same
thing,
hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot.
They said, "bloody hell! what happened to you? You look awful! He said,
'God! , that Bob shakes the canvas with his snoring.. I watched him all
night."

The third night was Fred's turn.
Fred was a tanned, older brick-layer, a man's man.

The next morning he came to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed.
"Good morning!" he said.

They couldn't believe it..They said, "For gods sake, what happened then?"
He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Bob into his sleeping bag,
patted him on the ar$e and kissed him good night. And...

Bob sat up and watched me all night."

[Barmaid]

pmsl. Like it.

(Ps, It's Glastonbury!!!)

[marval]

HaHa

[Jemisa]

I wasn't sure of the spelling Barmaid, couldn't be ar$ed to look it up.
Figured someone would put me right if it was wrong. It didn't spoil the joke tho did it. HAND.

Jem