F@rt Facts

[moonraker558]

F@rts are created mostly by E. coli.: On the average a f@rt is composed of about 59% nitrogen, 21% hydrogen, 9% carbon dioxide, 7% methane, and 4% oxygen. Less than 1% is what makes them stink. The temperature of a f@rt at time of creation is 98.6 degrees Fahrenheit. F@rts have been clocked at a speed of 10 feet per second. A person produces about half a liter of f@rts a day. Although they won't admit it, women f@rt as much as men. Termites are the largest producers of f@rts. F@rts are flammable. The word "f'@rt" comes from the Old English "feortan" (meaning "to break wind"). Excess gas in the intestinal is medically termed "flatulence."

[craft1948]

Who do you think you are...............Buenchico?

[DTCwordfan]

What a load of hot wind.

[Count-A-Strong]

Does Chris f@rt a lot then?

[albaqwerty]

Women do not f@rt, Full stop.

Men do (I tie myself to my side of the bed thanks to my OH)

[supersuezy24]

FART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[craft1948]

Probably Count.........it has to come out somewhere.

[sandyRoe]

Why do some have no smell while others have people running to open the windows?

[Meg]

Super information, I will think about this when I wake up tomorrow morning, stretch and let rip.

[Count-A-Strong]

Funnily enough I farted just before reading this.

[albaqwerty]

Sandy I think some folk have more than their fair share of the 1% stinkything

[sandyRoe]

Who was it wrote:
Broken hearted, broken hearted
Spent a penny, only farted.

[moonraker558]

You.

[Count-A-Strong]

Here I sit broken hearted
Paid a penny and only farted

Surely.

[LordSnooty]

I have had a nice curry for my tea.

[sandyRoe]

will I open a window or two?

[classylady60]

Only on here.....lol

[craft1948]

F@rt with a friend.............it's fun!

[piggynose]

turkish oven comes to mind.