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Had a crap day please cheer me up
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I heard this morning that my brother had been taken into hospital, then got told that a minor procedure I was booked in for was being rescheduled as the surgeon was going on holiday (this is in the private sector!), feeling a tad cheesed off I was then somewhat short with two colleagues one of whom then went into a major sulk.
Home alone now and feeling fed up, can you brighten my evening????
Home alone now and feeling fed up, can you brighten my evening????
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Sorry to hear about your brother, hope things inprove soon.
Do you like chocolate?
If you get melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly.
Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.
Problem: How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home from the store in hot car.
Solution: Eat it in the parking lot.
Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll take the edge off
your appetite and you'll eat less.
A nice box of chocolates provide your total daily intake of calories in one place. Isn't that handy?
If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of the fridge. Calories are afraid of heights and they will jump out of the chocolate to protect themselves.
Equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate is a balanced diet.
The preservatives in chocolate make you look younger.
Q. Why is there no such organization as Chocoholics Anonymous?
A. Because no one wants to quit.
Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done!
Do you like chocolate?
If you get melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly.
Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.
Problem: How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home from the store in hot car.
Solution: Eat it in the parking lot.
Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll take the edge off
your appetite and you'll eat less.
A nice box of chocolates provide your total daily intake of calories in one place. Isn't that handy?
If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of the fridge. Calories are afraid of heights and they will jump out of the chocolate to protect themselves.
Equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate is a balanced diet.
The preservatives in chocolate make you look younger.
Q. Why is there no such organization as Chocoholics Anonymous?
A. Because no one wants to quit.
Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done!
Mmmm, seems to be a chocolate and toast theme running here! Unfortunately I'm working away from home and living in a shared house. We have no bread and only some naff 'Options' slimline hot chocolate, I have however found some Green & Blacks Butterscotch choc. Fortunately a colleague has come home and offered to share his carbonara with me so I might have a square of chocolate afterwards.
Jokes will definitely cheer me up and might brighten the dinner table.....
Jokes will definitely cheer me up and might brighten the dinner table.....
Sorry, should have said thanks for your cheering words!!!
The sulky one can go and boil her head, she's not feeling bad as she knows she perpetuated the issue by being petty. I know that sounds mean but she did make a silly situation worse by being childish....says the big grown up, not-at-all-petty EcclesCake :-)
The sulky one can go and boil her head, she's not feeling bad as she knows she perpetuated the issue by being petty. I know that sounds mean but she did make a silly situation worse by being childish....says the big grown up, not-at-all-petty EcclesCake :-)
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