Hysteroscopy

[Mosaic]

A fun way to end a dull Tuesday afternoon, not. No anaesthesia, local or general. Just thought I'd share my outrage.
Can't help thinking matters would be different if men's tackle was all on the inside.

[anneasquith]

were you not offered anything ?

[andy-hughes]

I have mentioned this before - but it bears repeating -

the wonderful cod-Country singer Hank Wangford's real name is Kim Hut, and he is a gynecologist by profession.

he confirms that he always gives pain relief when fitting a coil, unlike most of his male colleagues.

As he points out, none of his male colleagues would consider giving or getting root cacnal surgery without pain relief, because we all have mouths, so we know what pain in that area is.

Sadly, some mail gynies prefer to simply ignore the pain potential for a lady having a proceedure of which they have no personal experience.

[Mosaic]

Nope. There was a suggestion that 'if you can't stand it we could give you an injection', followed by the brief but excruciating procedure and off we go to wait for the bus. Probably saved the NHS a tenner.
I thought of offering the experience up to baby jesus but I'd just spoil him so near his birthday.

[Sqad]

andy

//Sadly, some mail gynies prefer to simply ignore the pain potential for a lady having a proceedure of which they have no personal experience.//

What do you expect if you choose to have the procedure done at the Post Office?

[Mosaic]

Thanks Andy - yes, Hank's the man when it comes to ladyparts. His outlook is not abundant in Burnley, and I think the doctor (male) working on my undercarriage got his practice in third world coil-fitting production lines.

[Noraq]

=)

[Mosaic]

Sqad my love you have lost me entirely.
I have many senior moments but these have neve included lying legs akimbo in our post office while a stranger fossicks within.

[Sqad]

Mosaic.....look at andy's post and see how he spelt Male(Mail)......get it?

[Philtaz]

The second you felt any discomfort you should have told the doctor and asked him/her to stop. There is absolutely no need for anyone to undergo such a procedure without some form of anaesthesia.

[Mosaic]

Lol Sqad!
Don't make me larf in this condition....you'd know, being a doc.

[Noraq]

You might have to postprone.

[Sqad]

noraq....no....he would not letter.

[Noraq]

=)

[Old_Geezer]

If men's tackle were all on the inside it'd be a sight better protected. It's evolution's little joke to progress towards tackle that needs coolness rather than warmth.

[Mosaic]

Philtaz, being wise after events is one of my specialities and so browsing around t'interweb today made me notice how all the US sites describe this as being done under a general anaesthetic!
A vet would get done for whipping a puppies *** off without anaesthesia! But soft and hist, let us not stoke my sense of violation. Sooth me, people, bring me offerings and chocolates and the remote.

[boxtops]

..and get someone else to cook your dinner, too, mosaic. They must have advised that post-op slaving over a hot stove is verboten.

[anneasquith]

ladies...... take the medication !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Sqad]

Mosiac....you have got it in one.....in the US, the guy who did it without an anaesthetic would lose his private patients and his earnings, whereas in the UK, the doctors get paid whatever their performance.

[Mosaic]

Will that include bottled medication, about 13% proof and well breathed?

[Mosaic]

Sqad, how very depressing.
Still I'll know next time they want to go down under.
At least the cowboys got a slug of whiskey and a bullet to bite on.....