There was a saying by Samantha when she found a grey pubic hair in an episode of Sex in the City - it went...........'No one wants to fcuk Grandma's pussy'..........(:o))
"i was just wondering what people in this situation do, you know like ummm, lofty, b00, aog* etc etc."
oi!
And FYI- neither myself or anyone else has seen out of my nether regions since 1997, can't be doin' with all that shenanigans, so I'll be no help to you.