Women's Jokes about Men - In honour of MissPrim

[DTCwordfan]

Q: What's the difference between a g-spot and a golf ball?
A: A man will spend 20 minutes looking for a golf ball.

Q: What's the difference between E.T. and a man?
A: E.T. phoned home.

Q: How do men sort their laundry?
A: "Filthy" and "Filthy but wearable".

Q: What have men and floor tiles got in common?
A: If you lay them properly, you can walk on them for the rest of your life!

Q: What do an anniversary and a toilet have in common?
A: Men always miss them.

Q: Why are men and like spray paint?
A: One squeeze and they're all over you.

Q: How can you tell if your husband is dead?
A: The sex is the same, but you get the remote.

HUSBAND: Shall we try a different position tonight?
WIFE: That's a good idea.... you stand by the ironing
board while I sit on the sofa and fart.

Q: What do you call a man who expects to have sex on
the second date?
A: Slow.

Q: What is the insensitive bit at the base of the
penis called?
A: The man.

[seadogg]

Have to tick the boxes here DT,, at least that's what Mrs.S has told me to say.

[pizza]

fab jokes made me laugh loads x

[missprim]

Oh this is better DT Laughed at every one.

[missprim]

Dt my son-in-law sent me the man jokes so I have now sent him the womens jokes. Many thanks.

[DTCwordfan]

No problem MissP - they were poached from one of my web sources...

[starone]

Hee-hee - very good.

[EDDIE51]

Why did God invent men ?
Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn.

[venator]

lol - forwarded to Mrs V, who will appreciate it & pass it on.