Generics

[sunny-dave]

All drugs have two names, a trade name and a generic name.

For example, the trade name is Panadol and the generic name is Paracetamol.

The NHS has been looking for better generic name for Viagra (sildenafil just doesn't hit the spot).

After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin.

Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course Ibepokin.

Pfizer announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer...

...it will then be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.

Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink - it gives new meaning to the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'.


Thought for the day:

There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research.

This means that by 2020, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

[Baldric]

good one
;o)

[Baldric]

Viagra is now available as eye-drops,

makes you look really hard!!

[marval]

Last night a man reached for his liquid Viagra and accidentally swigged from a bottle of Tippex. He woke this morning with a huge correction.

[sunny-dave]

kaboom, tish ...

[tenrec]

Love 'em

[askyourgran]

Lol sunnydave, and lol baldric and marval. :-) Stiff upper lip guys.

[marval]

Q.Where do elderly people go for their honeymoon?

A.Viagra Falls

[starone]

This reminds me of the name for HRT - premarin, which apparently was made up from pregnant mares urine.

[pjgriffo]

You've no doubt heard about the guy who confused his laxative with his viagra -- so that instead of coming, he went.