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3 Blokes & The Devil.

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Jemisa | 12:34 Tue 31st Jan 2012 | Jokes
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Three blokes die and go to hell.

When they arrive the devil informs them that he is going to remove their penises.
"Oh, how are you going to do it", asks one of the blokes.

"Whatever your fathers jobs was, that's how I'll remove them" says the devil.
So he calls over the first bloke "Your father was a lumberjack... So I'll cut it off with a saw"
To the second one he says "Your father was a blacksmith... So I'm going to burn it off"
As he calls the third bloke over he notices he's smiling.
"Why are you smiling, you just watched me remove your friends penises" says the devil.

"I know" replies the bloke "but my father worked for 'Walls Icecream' and was the manager of the Ice Lolly dept."
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Excellent Jem. I have a chesty cough at the moment and laughing at your joke has set me off wheezing :-)
18:40 Tue 31st Jan 2012
...so the devil replies - "I'll poke a stick in it and freeze it off"
Excellent Jem. I have a chesty cough at the moment and laughing at your joke has set me off wheezing :-)
OH yuk, lol
So, the devil goes down to George eh?

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