French Piere

[kevinhugh]

French Piere the fighter pilot is with his lover.. He kisses her forehead, then her nose, then suddenly he pours red wine over her lips! (French accents) "Piere, Piere, what are you doing"? "I am Piere the French fighter pilot! When I have the red meat, I have the red wine" "Oh Piere I love you". Piere carries on kissing down to her belly and suddenly he pours white wine on her tummy!! "Piere, piere, what are you doing"? "I am Piere the French fighter pilot! When I have the white meat, I have the white wine" "Oh Piere I love you! Lower my love" Piere carries on down and suddenly he pours brandy onto her pubes and sets light to it!! Trying to slap the flames out, she cries "Piere, Piere, what the hell are you doing"? He says "I am Piere the french fighter pilot! When I go down, I go down in flames!!!!!!!

[chi-chi66]

Funeeee hahaha

[kevinhugh]

;o)

[Maydup]

Kevin - if you click on "Phrases & Sayings" in the Topics list on the left you'll see a whole section on Jokes. You'll like it in there.

[kevinhugh]

Thank you Maidup, I will check it out ;o)

[pillj123]

very tickling!

[Dee Sa]

sorry to be a kiljoy but I first heard this joke about 30 years ago !

[Baldric]

Another bucket of cold water for Dee to throw please!

[boxtops]

Let's be a real wet blanket, and spell Pierre properly... :-)