Who witnessed the creation of the universe and wrote it down in Genesis?

[solvitquick]

My title summarises all the details of my question. I would appreciate views and answers, the latter not excusively but especially christian theists (believers god as creator of anything).
The thrust of my question is that the very first page of the bible reveals it as a collection of fairy tales.

[squarebear]

Same person who witnessed the Bing Bang I suppose?

Reminds me of the old joke:
Yo mama is so old, when God said let there be light, she was there to flick the switch.

[squarebear]

Big Bang I mean.

[douglas9401]

Not Bada Bing? :)

[squarebear]

Was it Phil Collins who was in Genesis? Maybe he knows.

[micmak]

Like every thing else that happened years ago, It is all supposition.

[douglas9401]

No, the archangel Peter Gabriel.

[boxtops]

You'd do better posting this in Religion and Spirituality topic - there are a lot of people who visit that topic and will no doubt answer you in various ways.

[dzug2]

That's easy peasy even for an atheist to answer - God witnessed it and dictated the text to whoever wrote it down

[DTCwordfan]

And Mike Rutherford of Genesis, didn't he design the atom?

[boxtops]

dzug, some would argue that God DID it. I don't think anyone person wrote Genesis.

[coccinelle]

Moses is said to have written Genesis.

[atalanta]

If you read Genesis very carefully, you will see that it contains two separate accounts of the Creation, with distinct differences.
Not very Omnipotent, is it ?

[solvitquick]

Thanks for advice boxtops, quite right. Have posted similar question to Religion/Spirituality. Difficult to chose best answer here - luv your humour friends but have to plump for one and I'll go for atalanta as it's so bang on the truth (or should I say: "bing bang" lol).
Ty all xxx