Does anyone have any high contacts within London Transport? We need to rent a tube and need a price on this.

[Marufoo]

Hello, I am a mediatior for a affluent and powerful arab family who want to rent a tube train for a few hours when they arrive in may, does anyone know whether this can be arranged? It will be for a party for 500 people and for 3 hours and they are willing to rent this after the tube has stopped when the tube line has shut and will pay a very big handsome wage to any station attendants, the tube driver and everyone else involved although they will have their own security team with them. as well as very large donations to charities of london transports choice.
The obvious route would be to ask lt themselves but my secretary thought that asking here may be a better idea considering that someone may have a friend or relative who could help. The conditions would be that 1-They will be serving alcohol and food. 2- That a team from saudi would be able to decorate the tube with their own decor prior to the family embarking on their journey. 3-No camera's allowed to photograph or video them. 4-A legal waiver signed by all involved not to talk to the media in any way shape or form about the family in question and their party of friends and relatives. 5-The tubes windows will be temporarily blackened out to allow privacy. 6-The tube must me brand new, clean and preferably the Jubilee line, but this can be negotiated.
My people need an answer by 4pm today so please any help will be welcome.
Thank you for your help.
Mr Marufoo.

[wolf63]

Why don't your people get in touch with the Underground/Tube people?

[rowanwitch]

*Chortlesplutters*

[snags]

Will there be owls?

[grasscarp]

IF you are genuine and need an answer by 4pm why on earth are you wasting time on Answerbank. Contact Transport for London. Even if anyone on here has contacts they dont know you Mr Marufoo.

[Prudie]

Good question. far more likely to get an answer here by 4 rather than speaking directly to Transport for London.

[rowanwitch]

worked for the PR section of LT for years you have no chance whatsoever even our Queen can only go on a normal, unmodified but cleaned train.

[wolf63]

Owls?

[Kiki-frog]

Owls would be a good idea as they can fly through the dark tunnels and make security checks

[factor-fiction]

Try Boris Johnson.
But the answer will be no.

[rowanwitch]

Not allowed owls on the train... maybe a few hunting falcons they can catch stray pigeons at Trafalgar Square

[sunny-dave]

Owling with laughter here ...

[Flyhalf]

I thought the News of the World had gone out of business.

[grasscarp]

I dont believe any of it for many reasons Snags. I love the terms and conditions. It is on a par with the tree full of 12 vicious multi coloured owls.

[rowanwitch]

Hey Ed and Mods can we keep this one for a bit....

[factor-fiction]

I hope the mods don't remove this though- it is quite funny

[EvianBaby]

What sort of tube you after? I've probably got a few from used loo rolls I could dig out of the recycling bin. You can do whatever you want with them. £50 should cover it.

[snags]

Mind the gap.

[RATTER15]

WIND UP alert lol!!!!

[sunny-dave]

I believe that the Pope has actually reserved all the special trains for the month of May - perhaps you could contact the Vatican for an ecumenical tube sharing agreement - they will probably bring the wine and biscuits.

[mickrog]

http://www.google.co....1t:429,r:19,s:0,i:107 Try these