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Camel Beauty Contests
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Yes, I know it sounds like a contradicition in terms, but the present Mrs Hughes iworking over in Abu Dhabi. amd they are a very big deal there.
How would you catagorise a camel as 'beautiful'? - Prepre to be educated -
Large head
Firm ears
Long eyelashes
Bottom lip hangs down
Nose has an arch
Neck is long
Back is high
Back is wide enough for a saddle
Hump is large and symmetrical
Fur is shiny
Toes are nicely parted
so next time you go for a camel ride, you can discuss the finer points of your camel with its handler, who will doubtless be impressed with your knowlege!
How would you catagorise a camel as 'beautiful'? - Prepre to be educated -
Large head
Firm ears
Long eyelashes
Bottom lip hangs down
Nose has an arch
Neck is long
Back is high
Back is wide enough for a saddle
Hump is large and symmetrical
Fur is shiny
Toes are nicely parted
so next time you go for a camel ride, you can discuss the finer points of your camel with its handler, who will doubtless be impressed with your knowlege!
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Dromedaries are the ones you see in the Middle East. One time, I was travelling in a taxi between Fujairah and Dubai. Ahead of us there was an open-backed truck. Sitting on the back of the truck were a couple of camels. Every time the truck went round a right hand corner, the camels leaned to the right and when the truck went round a left hand corner the camels leant to the left. That was one of the funniest things I have ever seen. I wish I had my camera.
cupid - I asked because the one I found is so poor, it shouldn't be called a joke, but here you are -
A tourist rents a camel from an old Bedouin, who tells him,
"It's a very capricious animal, sometimes it stops and won't continue."
"What do I do then?"
"You take these two bricks I give you, and when it stops, you get
down, walk behind it, and crush its b@lls between the bricks!"
"God, it must hurt terribly!"
"No, look, if you hold them this way, with your thumbs on the top, it doesn't hurt at all."
Sigh...
A tourist rents a camel from an old Bedouin, who tells him,
"It's a very capricious animal, sometimes it stops and won't continue."
"What do I do then?"
"You take these two bricks I give you, and when it stops, you get
down, walk behind it, and crush its b@lls between the bricks!"
"God, it must hurt terribly!"
"No, look, if you hold them this way, with your thumbs on the top, it doesn't hurt at all."
Sigh...
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