relocation

[getonwithit]

how can i get relocation tv show to find me a property ?

[douglas9401]

Before you even get an interview you need to be able to repeat "it's a good space" as any and every door opens, comment on how "light it is in here", admire the "view" be it hill, dale, sea or cityscape and finally moan about it being too noisy/quiet/isolated/overlooked.
On the plus side I think they buy the drinks in the pub for the call back from the estate agent.

Or you could just Google Kirsty & Phil and apply online.

[DaisyNonna]

Douglas, you forgot "double aspect" and "Sadly, not enough land for a donkey."

[douglas9401]

Double aspect: Kirsty viewed from the rear. :P

[marval]

You apply to go on the show, simples

[hc4361]

You need megabucks and high aspirations.
A terrace in Tonypandy for £60k won't get you on the show.

[buildersmate]

Some of my best friends live in Tonypandy. Don't knock it.

[Zacs-Master]

Is The Vulcan still open in Merthyr builders?

[craft1948]

Don't forget "compromise" and "potential".................

[DTCwordfan]

and you can't say "The bloody bells; I not living near that Church" or "How many yobbos do you get at the weekend?" or "That beer in the Rat and Bucket is crap."

[Zacs-Master]

Anyone watch Rev?

[zebo]

You're all ignoring the "wow factor", I'd love someone to say Wow, what a dump!

[hc4361]

I'm not knocking Tonypandy - it's a great community with wonderful countryside all around.

[craft1948]

I remember one Relocation programme where the couple refused to even go into the house..................

[douglas9401]

"crash pad"! More like drunken w@nker's sh@g haven with not too much to tidy up.
"Original features": This'll cost a fortune to bring up to date.
"Kerb appeal". Big Issue seller at the gate every day.