An offer I could refuse

[mrs_overall]

This morning Mr O brought me a cup of tea in bed (which made me suspicious that he was after something) and then asked
"Would you mind having a look, I think I've got piles".
Eugh!

[pdust]

haha oh lovely..... and has he? lol

[mrs_overall]

I don't know if he has or not. I told him where to find a hand mirror

[douglas9401]

Don't you think a bottom mirror would have been more useful?

[boxtops]

You can always lay a mirror across the loo seat.....

[mike11111]

If he has, surely you can cure them with your cattle prod.

[murraymints]

rings a bell..yes he did !

[mrs_overall]

lol @ douglas

[mrs_overall]

Who says romance is dead? lol

[zabado]

I know I shouldn't but I can't stop laughing.( I do hope you enjoyed your tea )

[ChuckFickens]

I also hope you enjoyed your tea, just remember he was probably having a feel about up there just before he made it with his own fair hands.

[mrs_overall]

Thanks for that Chuck

<<<runs for the sick bucket>>>>

[pdust]

lol at chuck.... i wouldnt have looked either

[commoner]

You really ought to be more sympathetic mrs_o...I know what it's like ..I've been there....very painful and the most distressing feeling you could imagine...

Now...have a little peek and if you see a small bunch of black grapes a-hangin' there..then he has piles.....Heh heh!

[mrs_overall]

commoner, you have my sympathy but there is NO WAY I am going anywhere near

[Hopkirk]

At least he didn't offer a Twix with the tea.

[boxtops]

He's a bloke, he needs to summon up courage and go and see his GP.

[mrs_overall]

Boxy, that's what I've old him.

Hopkirk, you are sick......but funny

[ChuckFickens]

If he doesn't want to go to see his GP you could take a pic and post it for sqads opinion....

[commoner]

Cowardy-custard...they won't bite you...might put you of the Chianti for a while but there's always white wine...;-)

...now...get a needle or a hatpin and just pick off the little blighters one at a time....then some germolene and a ST from your stock to finish off..Job Done!

[friedgreentomato]

rofl