What's wrong with Mrs BJ?

[Flyhalf]

No, not her health - not great, much the same as ever, now that the she no longer has the warming effect of the Egyptian sunshine.
Mrs Overall, whose post on my last thread I have now seen, seems to think Mrs BJ sounds wrong. Any suggestions? If you can introduce a Scottish element, that would be great.
I'm not keen on Mrs J , or using our surname initial, and other examples like OH don't appeal either. I thought of LW (little woman), as she is shorter by a foot, and lighter by several stones, added to which I can sell it to her as "lovely wife", if she ever gets round to reading this guff.
PS she's a redhead of Scottish/Irish extraction.

[sunny-dave]

SWMBO ?

[ChuckFickens]

Believe me, referring to the good lady as Mrs BJ really does sound wrong.

[shoota]

My darling?

[vegasmad]

Mrs Jack?

[gness]

Redhead of Scottish/Irish extraction? Dangerous?

[parkie]

My little haggis?

[joggerjayne]

Mrs BJ would sould most wrong if it was followed by a year.

[joggerjayne]

"sound"

[ChuckFickens]

Or a country/county

[starone]

BJ could be considered as being the initials of something of a sexual nature, but I am sure you know that already. While you might like to use it in private it might not be what you intend over this website. But then, I could be wrong.

[chi-chi66]

ray of sunshine..

[joggerjayne]

LOL Chuck ...

Mrs BJ, UK

Mrs BJ 2010

They both work.

[sunny-dave]

Mrs BJ 22:59 ?

[joggerjayne]

Okay, she's small, with a copper coloured top ...

Come on ... we know this one ...

[ChuckFickens]

You'd like to hope it would at least be Mrs BJ 22:59 - 23:04

[starone]

I am wrong of course, as everyone seems quite happy to repeat it.

[joggerjayne]

Duracell

[joggerjayne]

Starby ... we even have an ABer called beejay

[Flyhalf]

I really genuinely didn't realise BJ had the now obvious sexual connotation.
Must be the altar boy/boy scout coming out.
Looking forward to some HELPFUL suggestions.

[starone]

Rude aren't they? Why does no one wonder how I know all these things when I was brought up in such a prudish era.