Growing Old

[starone]

Eventually you will reach a point
when you stop lying about your age
and start bragging about it. This is so true. I love
to hear them say "you don't look that old."
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The older we get,
the fewer things
seem worth waiting in line for.
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Some people try to turn back their odometers.
Not me!
I want people to know why I look this way.
I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved.

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When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth,
think of Algebra.

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You know you are getting old when
everything either dries up or leaks.

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One of the many things no one tells you about aging
is that it is such a nice change from being young.
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Ah, being young is beautiful,
but being old is comfortable.
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First you forget names,
then you forget faces.
Then you forget to pull up your zipper...
But it's worse when you forget to pull it down.
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