The eye test...

[Jemisa]

A certain old gentleman thought his eyesight was going, and he was advised to go to see a doctor He goes in to see the doctor,and the doctor said, "All right, let's check you out. You sit down here on this stool. You put your right hand over your right eye and read that chart on the wall over there." He puts his left hand over his left eye. The doctor says, "No, no,no. Put your right hand over your right eye." This old person puts both hands over both eyes.

The doctor is nowgetting upset. The patient continues to screw up, and the doctor really gets annoyed and says, "All right, I'll sort you!" He gets a paperbag out of the drawer , puts one hole in it, puts it over the mans head, and says, "Now, read that chart!" The old bloke read it perfectly! The doctor takes the bag off, and this old man starts crying like a baby.
The doctor says, "Now, what the hell is wrong with you?"

"Well, when I first came in here, I had my heart set on wire frames!"

[Flyhalf]

It took a while for the penny to drop, but well up to standard.

[magicmick]

Sorry jem it must be me but I don't see it

[owdhamer]

Heres one jem two blokes talkiing in docs one has a red ring round his willy the other green ring, man with red ring goes in first a quick wipe and he is on his way,man with green ring goes in ,doc says it wil have to come off,man complains,doc says there is a difference between lipstick and gangrene

[Jemisa]

I like it Owd. :)

jem