Whine of the Week

[sunny-dave]

What's twisted your lemons this week ... ?

I'd settle for hanging, drawing and probably quartering the prat who designed (I use the word loosely) the shower attachment that had a good stab at frying my nadgers merely because someone else had turned on another tap within 100 yards ...

[ummmm]

Lol...

[owdhamer]

Are fried nadgers a local delicacy dave.

[sunny-dave]

Delicate is the right word, owd ...

[gness]

You do know to slap ice on and not smother in butter? :-) Sorry Dave, couldn't resist...it's the image of Lurpaked nadgers that amused me.

[humbersloop]

digressing from dave's nadgers briefly

Monday, travelling three and a half hours to London on a broken down East Coast mainline thus missing a meeting, turning straight round and doing three and a half hours back. Not the best start to the week.

Although the bloke who tried telling me my ticket wasn't valid on the return journey really, really didn't appreciate what a lucky man he was

[sunny-dave]

I'd have paid to watch that sloopy ...

[albaqwerty]

Mr Alba yesterday morning, he can't tell the time, plonker.

Sloopy, take a rocket launcher next time. :-)

[humbersloop]

The onlookers stood in stunned silence.

And then I sent him to mend the heating

[The Builder]

Dave ................... save up for a "Thermostatic" shower ;o))))))

[albaqwerty]

humbersloop
digressing from dave's nadgers briefly

do they fit in briefs?

[humbersloop]

either way, we've only got his word for it albs

[DTCwordfan]

White shower tiles drips
condensation rests on the walls
while steam dances
around sunny-dave's porcelain prison.
No bars around,
but the thick watery vapour
Lays around like an AB woman’s breath—
waiting… for dave to flinch.
Flushed face flashed glances
of dehydrated nausea.
Here dave sits, sweating
& naked, passing awkward glances
trying not to look at other’s testicles
or vaginas .
Blue and black
the steam blasted sac
Heavy breathing
as the steam streams up his nose,
some folks seem embarrassed.
Others, like dave wonder
if we’re supposed to suck
to lower the nadger heat
down
his undercarriage,
the warmth of every body’s heat
was slowly lulling dave to sleep.
a blast of super-steam isn’t what dave thought
heaven to be,
Blast that architect,
blast that plumber, tony.

[cazzz1975]

lol @ nadgers ;)

[NoMercy]

RIP Dave's Nadgers xx

[woofgang]

I want to kill everyone who makes fireworks, everyone who sells fireworks, everyone who buys fireworks and everyone who lets fireworks off

[Bbbananas]

The nice idiot in front of me Monday morning, who started to join the slip road, then changed his mind, slammed his brakes on, which meant I went up his back end (well, my car did anyway). Great , a quadruple increase in car insurance next year and loss of no claims....

[EvianBaby]

Wasting my time going on a 'date' with someone who appears not to actually be interested in me when I could/should be spending the evening with a friend who really needs me.

[DTCwordfan]

sorry to hear that both of you!

[NoMercy]

What makes you think he's not interested in you, EB?

[Bbbananas]

True. When I was young and silly I always paid the least attention to the one I really liked, too afraid I'd make a fool of myself. I took 'cool' to the extreme and lost some nice guys cos of it. Sometimes people find it harder to show keenness, ESP to those they really are interested in!