Bad Translator

[sunny-dave]

http://ackuna.com/badtranslator

A cracking time waster - just cut & paste a phrase into the box & let the translator rip ...

Original text:

"Vermin !! I knew today was going too well (what with the absence of a hangover etc) ... ... looked inside the lower half of the airing cupboard for the first time for a while (the top half gets used daily) and assumed the usual position"

...8 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Parasites! I know that this is a very good (and no consequences, and so on). The first transmission time (upper half of every day) in the lower half of the Government and the adoption of the common position"

[humbersloop]

has the mouse gone yet dave or are you just gloating.....?

[sunny-dave]

Mickey has gone to meet the choir invisibule ... he is an ex-mouse

[humbersloop]

chocolate on the trap?

[sunny-dave]

cocoa and butter and sugar mixture ...

[sunny-dave]

Original text:

"I'd settle for hanging, drawing and probably quartering the prat who designed (I use the word loosely) the shower attachment that had a good stab at frying my nadgers"

...8 translations later, Bing gives us:

"The flying camp solution may be to give Pratt (I use the word loosely) connections, where art work is and try to deep fry their holiday showers"

[humbersloop]

just type east coast mainline in for me will you?

[sunny-dave]

Original text:

"east coast mainline is an abysmally crap rail service"

...8 translations later, Bing gives us:

"East coast road, funny garbage truck"

[humbersloop]

((dave))

funny and truck didn't figure

did you try nadge though?