Buying Viagra

[McMouse]

An elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked the pharmacist for Viagra.

The pharmacist said, "That's no problem. How many do you want?"

The man answered, "Just a few, maybe 4, but cut each one in 4 pieces."

The pharmacist said "That won't do you any good."

The elderly gentleman said "That's all right. I don't need them for sex anymore, as I'm over 80 years old. I just want it to stick out far enough so I don't pee on my shoes".

[tonyav]

Oldie, that one McMouse, still good though.

[Sqad]

Can you pee with an erection?.................just joshing!

[DTCwordfan]

That will have us spammed with ads for the blue pills McMouse.

You are in the diary, Tony, "gness" is asking......

[tonyav]

Diary, DT ?.

[marval]

lol

[DTCwordfan]

the Gness Diaries (four parts of them now!) bring up my profile and they are there

[tonyav]

Righto DT, I'll have a look.

[starone]

Just read the diary and realised why you write such good poetry. You Irish have a way with words - confess you have kissed the Blarney Stone.

[starone]

Sorry McMouse, lol to joke. in fact rofl.

[cupid04]

does it hurt to pee, with a hard on?

[McMouse]

They use Viagra in the local nursing home to prevent the old chaps rolling out of bed.

[tonyav]

LOL.
And yes cupid, almost impossible !