50th birthday silly presents

[Barmaid]

A very very dear friend of ours reaches a milestone next week. Now obviously we are getting him a proper nice present. However, we also want to get him some silly presents. We were thinking stuff like Grecian 2000, false teeth holder etc. Any ideas?

It is all in good humour and he will laugh.

[sunny-dave]

You could fake-up a bus pass for him.

[Barmaid]

I could if I had the know how and the inclination!!!!!

[Nibble]

Furry handcuffs & 2 packs of viagra?

[jan01]

viagra & a zimmer frame? ...

[bednobs]

membership of saga or a saga catalogue

[jan01]

nibble... i prefer your suggestion!!! lol

[EcclesCake]

I recall being given prune juice and incontinence pads.

[Nibble]

Free SAGA cruise??

[plautus]

Viagra? Incontinence pads? Rub it in, why not?

[mazie]

Put the date in google Barmaid and see what comes up. 50 Years ago today the Beatles released their first single...Love Me Do. Something like that would be a nice present for me

[Psybbo]

A newspaper for his date of birth oh and I'd like a Mont Blanc fountain pen, please

[jan01]

hair restorer & a years subscription to "Peoples friend"

[yogi-bear]

Evening Barmaid,

A good friend of ours had their 50th in the Spring and after consulting with Mrs Bear, as I could'nt remember all of them, this is part of what we got him, in a box presented in "Happy 50th" wrapping, with "50" confetti EVERYWHERE!:


'The Book Of Senior Moments' .......essential reading especially for bad dress sense, ability to lose things, bladder control, embarrassing dancing etc

http://www.amazon.co....y-Klein/dp/1843171643

Windeze Tablets ( for those flatulent moments )

A Jim Reeves CD

A pair of named socks with his name on them in case he forgets it!

A tube of Steradent Active Plus, for the teef ( Crafty uses it as foreplay with me ) :0)

A pack of Grecian 2000 lotion and conditioner

A box of Santatogen Vital 50+ ( one a day, keeps the doctor away,..... and you on the toliet )

3 packs of Horlicksfor those sleepless nights

AND not forgetting, for those "i'm still a stud" moments ....

http://www.chemistdir...g-tablet_4_12031.html


Hope you get him some good stuff, BM :0)

Yogi xxx

[Ann]

My OH had a baldie wig and we made him wear it!

[Tilly2]

What are you getting him for his proper present?

[Barmaid]

lol, all of you.

for his special present he is probably getting a fossil (don't laugh). Me and my mate found a prehistoric fossil of a fish at an antiques fair recently. He loves fish, he loves anatomy, he loves "old". so we reckoned that something that was hundreds of thousands of years old might just do. We will also get him a bloody decent bottle of whisky.

I am also doing the flowers for his big event. We just wanted to do something silly to wind him up. Some fantastic ideas here!

[boxtops]

I bought this for my sister for her birthday :-)

http://www.amazon.co....-Wanted/dp/1849016526

[Nini74]

you can send off for a booklet about the Axa Sunlife Over 50 plan. I love yogi's list above though - that's all fab xx

[DTCwordfan]

an exploding cake.

[MyBlackHen]

Word search book in extra large print, get him a bus pass form, he has 10 years to fill it in.
Books on CD from the library.