Crazy Thoughts on Dieting

[starone]

I have metal fillings in my teeth. My refrigerator magnets keep pulling me into the kitchen. This is why I can't lose weight.

What fits your busy schedule better - exercising for one hour a day or being dead for twenty-four hours a day.

I am going to order a broiled, skinless chicken breast but I want you to bring me a lasagne and garlic bread by mistake.

If you put a crouton on your icecream sundae instead of a cherry it counts as a salad.

The handle of your recliner does not qualify as an exercise machine.

I was going to wake up early this morning and go jogging but my toes voted against me, ten to one.

The healthiest part of a doughnut is the hole in the middle. Unfortunately you have to eat the rest of the doughnut before you can get to it.

A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands.

[marval]

Love it Star

[Brinjal]

Ahh that explains everything. Well Iwillhave to rethink my diet plan. Lol

[Smowball]

Lol, excellent!