Aunt Marge...

[Jemisa]

Teacher asks her class if they know what a moral is.
"Yes, Miss said young Frank, My dad told me this story about my Aunt Marge. She was a flight engineer during Desert Storm and her plane got hit.

She had to bail out over enemy territory, and all she had was a bottle of whiskey, a machine gun and a Machette. So .. she drank the whiskey on the way down so it wouldn't break. Then she landed right in the middle of 100 enemy troops. She killed 70 of them with the machine gun until it ran out of bullets! Then she killed 20 more with the machette till the blade broke; then she killed the last 10 with her bare hands."
"Good heavens," said the horrified teacher, "what kind of moral did your father teach you from that horrible story?"

"Stay away from Aunt Marge when she's been drinking."

[ChillDoubt]

I like that one!

[Hopkirk]

We only call her Marge because she always seems to be ill in some way.

I can't believe she's not better.

[Jemisa]

Have you been eating vinegar off a fork again Hopkirk? Groan.

jem

[shoota]

She's been kicked off the rounders team.....
I can't believe she's not batter!

[shoota]

Mind you she's taken it very well.....
I can't believe she's not bitter

[magicmick]

Marge loves an orange
I can't belive she's not brighter

[starone]

Ha-ha-ha, really funny jem.

[Psybbo]

Love it jem