Three German Shepherd dogs.......

[TobyLaRhone]

... were sat in a vet's waiting room and started discussing why they were there.
The first one said "I was left alone all day, got bored and ripped the sofa to shreds. They're having me put down."
The second one said "They left the door open and I spotted the postman. I jumped up, pushed him over and bit his Yabbie. They're having me put down"
The third one said "I wandered upstairs. My mistress had just had a bath and dropped her towel. She bent down and I got excited and hopped on"
The other two said " You're being put down as well then?"
The third one replied "No, she's asked the vet to clip my nails"

[Zacs-Master]

A dog that clever, you'd think he'd be able to clip his own nails.

[TobyLaRhone]

Out of curiosity what's a "Yabbie"?
I typed the Brit version of the word that rhymes with farce.

[starone]

Can't understand why that word was altered toby, but you do realise that naughty words are not allowed on here don't you. Would not have thought that was very naughty though and just to try it I will write it and see if it gets altered. Here goes - arse. Hope that is the word you meant.

[starone]

Should have said lol at the joke!

[puternut]

Watching too much 'Home & Away'

Yabby is a name given in Australia to two different kinds of crustacean.

A freshwater yabby is a crayfish of the genus Cherax (infraorder Astacidea, family Parastacidae). They are often caught for food. A widespread species is the common yabby, Cherax destructor.

A marine yabby is a ghost shrimp (infraorder Thalassinidea), which lives in deep burrows in the intertidal zone. They are used as bait for fishing, especially in Queensland and northern New South Wales. A common species in south-eastern Australia is the Bass yabby, Trypaea australiensis.

[Jemisa]

You can get away with it Tony if you spell it like this... '@rse'

jem

[TobyLaRhone]

Cheers dears.
@rse is what I typed.
No idea where Yabby comes from?
By the way, is there a "predominant" nationality on this forum?

[Mick-Talbot]

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[Mick-Talbot]

Scottish

[Marijn]

Arse

[Marijn]

Read Starbuckone's post at 22.59... You can say "arse" on here. You must have typed something else.