Afternoon Owd

[gness]

Any better today and how are the hiccups?

We haven't done Molly Malone have we? Have you seen The Tart With The Cart?

Cheery image for today.

At 1am Gness remembers she hasn't put the bin out. She grabs a flimsy dressing gown...no buttons and lost belt..to cover her nakedness. Flip flops on the feet...daft or what!
Gness lugs the bin up the steeply sloping drive managing to keep her feet on a strip of gravel until she reaches the top and foolishly steps onto the paved drive......which is covered in a layer of ice. Still clutching the bin Gness does a spectacular slide down the drive....dressing gown flying behind her until she hits the garage door.

Oh bugger the bin, says Gness who limps into the house to find the Whisky.

Love to you and Mrs Owd. Gx

[albaqwerty]

gness I really do wish you'd wear a hard hat and steel toe-caps when you go out. Spray paint them accordingly to go with the negligee.

[excelsior-1]

good afternoon ladies

[gness]

Hi Alba and Excel........wish I'd had a bit more under the dressing gown and am considering steel toe caps......will have a word with Tony.x

[lady-janine]

oh dear gness. i'm not sure if you are just thoughtless or have no sense of self preservation. please let me know.

steel capped flip flops do sound a good idea. flimsy dressing gown this time of the year?

[lady-janine]

sorry was so bemused by gness forgot to say good afternoon owd and mrs owd. x

[excelsior-1]

lady-janine
how are you today?

[gness]

LadyJ...I have absolutely no sense of self preservation at all. I need an order placed on me.
Dressing gown was left by daughter...I have no nightwear. x

[albaqwerty]

lol me too LJ, afternoon Owd and Mrs Owd
Afternoon Excel x

Is it possible to buy a thermal negligee? I hope not, Beejay wouldn't like it :-D

[albaqwerty]

aah gness, sleep au naturelle? Best way unless you happen to be called gness xxx

[gness]

There is a nice little number by the bed Alba...in case of rescue by a dishy fireman.

[lady-janine]

i'm fine excel. thank you very much for asking. physio yesterday left me aching and i do ache after doing exercises but that's nothing really is it?

what i could do with is a gentleman with lovely hands to massage my muscles and tendons. i already have the essential oils ready and the scented candles.

i also have a couple of larger than normal oil burners as i one had a commission of making some for a gay massage parlour. the customer told me that "the normal-sized ones did not burn for long enough". i didn't like to ask what for.

[lady-janine]

our house is too cold to sleep au naturelle. you have to cuddle up under the covers just to stop teeth chattering.

[excelsior-1]

i am at your service lady-j

[albaqwerty]

oooh all firemen are dishy :-) The fire station round the corner from me are full of them.
However, I did have an accident when I head the fire station in Berwick (?) had burnt down.
LJ, keep doing those exercises girl! We'll have you back to normal pronto ((hugs))

[lady-janine]

such a lovely thoughtful gentleman. excel i could fall for you.

[owdhamer]

How's your buffers gness ?

[gness]

Bit flat and battered Owd.;-) x

[DTCwordfan]

Tut and what did I say last night?!

You ok though?

Bet the scotch was good, or was it Jameson's.....

Bet Owd wouldn't mind a shot or three.

[gness]

DT!!! Jameson's of course. I'm fine...used to it. Out in the killer heels tonight for the girl's Christmas bash...unless one of us pulls. x

[albaqwerty]

ohmegosh, what on earth is gness going to pull?
Do the guys have any idea?!