Wisdom Teeth...
One day, a man walks into a dentists and asks how much it will cost to extract wisdom teeth. “Eighty pounds says the dentist. “That’s a ridiculous amount!”, the man says. “Isn’t there a cheaper way?” “Well…”, the dentist says, “if you don't use anaesthetic, I can knock the price down to £60.” Looking annoyed the man says, “That’s still too expensive!” “Ok”, says the dentist. “If I save on anaesthetics and simply rip the teeth out with a pair of pliers, I can knock the price down to £20″. “Nope, moans the man, “it’s still too much!”. “Well”, says the dentist, scratching his head, “if I let one of my students do it, I suppose I can knock the price down to £10.” “Marvellous!”, says the man,
“Book my wife for next Tuesday"