Date

[joeluke]

Went on a date with a girl I'd recently met last night

The drinks were going down fairly quick and the conversation soon turned to sex.

"When was the last time you had sex?" she asked

"I don't want to say" I replied "It's too embarrassing"

She laughed and said "It's been that long then? Come on, don't be embarrassed. Just tell me"

"You sure?" I asked

"Of course I am" she replied

"Ok. About an hour ago. That's why I was late turning up for our date."

[douglas9401]

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