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Embarrassing Moments.
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What was your most embarrassing moment? Do you have any comical tales to tell?
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For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ.On the Stena HSS fast ferry to Holland I saw a guy that was one of our group leaning over the railing at the back of the ship, I ran up to him and gave him a real BIG slap on the Ar*e but when he turned around it was not who I thought it was but a total stranger, It was one of those moments when you wish the ground would open up and swallow you.
Years ago, home on leave. Friday night, showered, shave, put my pulling shirt on and strolled into town looking the mutts nuts.
The odd double take off a few people but nothing more.
Got to the pub, glanced in the mirror and noticed the 3 pieces of toilet paper stuck to my face that I'd used to cover my shaving nicks.
Doh!
The odd double take off a few people but nothing more.
Got to the pub, glanced in the mirror and noticed the 3 pieces of toilet paper stuck to my face that I'd used to cover my shaving nicks.
Doh!
At a very posh dinner party where the hosts were big jazz fans, another guest was leafing through their albums, and said, 'Oh there's a Bix Beiderbecke.' Not being a jazz fan, the words I heard were 'There's a big spider there,' whereupon I screamed 'Someone please get rid of it!', and spilt my red wine over their lovely linen tablecloth and ran across the room.
Or the one just a few weeks back. In Asda Living, bought jeans and gloves, came to about 18 quid. Had a load of change, not just one pound coins but 50p's, 20's etc.
Got to the till, young girl about 19 years old serving.
"Hope you don't mind me getting rid of my change" I said.
"No problem" she said, then muttered something I didn't quite catch.
As I placed the 10 pound note and a multitude of coins into her right hand it was at that precise moment I noticed that.......she had no left hand.
She then upturned all the coins onto the counter and proceeded to count them whilst holding the tenner on the till drawer with her left stump.
It felt like it took eons for her to count all the coins with one hand and put them into the till two or three at a time.
I just wanted to sprint out of the shop.
I can only surmise that what she muttered was something along the lines of "Yes, but it may take a minute or two".
Got to the till, young girl about 19 years old serving.
"Hope you don't mind me getting rid of my change" I said.
"No problem" she said, then muttered something I didn't quite catch.
As I placed the 10 pound note and a multitude of coins into her right hand it was at that precise moment I noticed that.......she had no left hand.
She then upturned all the coins onto the counter and proceeded to count them whilst holding the tenner on the till drawer with her left stump.
It felt like it took eons for her to count all the coins with one hand and put them into the till two or three at a time.
I just wanted to sprint out of the shop.
I can only surmise that what she muttered was something along the lines of "Yes, but it may take a minute or two".