Mornings.

[kitty123]

How long does it take you to come round in the morning?

[mrs_overall]

Depends on how much chloroform Mr O administered the night before

[ummmm]

It takes approx 2 coffees.

[friedgreentomato]

a minute or so

[excelsior-1]

depends how far you are from me ;)

[kitty123]

Gosh fgt a minute or so! is that all.lucky you.
Takes me a good half hour.

[kitty123]

Lol @ excelsior.

[ummmm]

Half hour = two coffees :-)

My kids don't even speak to me in the mornings.

[kitty123]

Lol Ummmm.
I used to be grumpy in the morning when i was younger.

[friedgreentomato]

Always been a morning person - get up and out of bed with a smile on my face, pisses my husband off so much!!

[ummmm]

It's the only time I can get away with shouting at people for no reason. They just accept I'm a grumpy cow when I wake up.

I do tend to get up before them so generally avoid the grumpiness.

[humbersloop]

two pints of tea and a couple of oilies

[Mick-Talbot]

.5893 of a second.

If I wound up the alarm on an old fashioned clock, it would last me about four to five years without needing a rewind.

[boxtops]

About five minutes.

Up
clean teeth
feed cats
dress
go out

[lcg]

until mid-afternoon, thanks to all the meds i take (34 tablets daily!) x

[flump1]

I am similar to FGT on mornings. My favourite time of day, and when I have most energy. It bodes hope and wonderment , anew morning. I am alert quickly and turn into a human after a mug of tea.

[grasscarp]

I go to bed and sleep more or less instantly. When I wake up it is straight away. There have been in my life a couple of days when I was sick due to too much imbibing the night before. One of them I was so bad that I stayed in and slept most of the day. It was a pity about that as it turned out that the British summer was on that day that year!

[yogasun]

About a minute, best time of day for me.

[atalanta]

Never quite understood that word "morning".
I can do lunchtime, afternoon, evening, but still have a problem with "a.m."

[China Doll]

Hours! On a normal workday I'm usually up 7am (ish), have my first coffee, get to the office for about 8:45 and make my next coffee, have another coffee about half nine/ten... By about 11am I feel more or less human.

I have never been a morning person. In my old job, the docs knew not to ask me anything until I'd finished my coffee.... in my current job my consultants often bring me coffee... I just need to train one of them that black americano is not the same as a bloody latte!

[islasmum]

Ages! at present it takes me about an hour to get up, washed and dressed and my mind to get into gear. I used to be very much a morning person, and would always prefer to get up early and do something, rather than try to do it nearer late afternoon - I used to be a milk person, and delivery driver and work with horses, amongst other jobs, (not all at the same time!) so my busy time was usually early morning, but now that I'm not working, I tend to roll over and go back to sleep, if dog hasn't wanted to go out.