You Know

[marval]

You know you are getting older when.....

You and your teeth don't sleep together

You try to straighten out the wrinkles in your socks, and discover you aren't wearing any

At the breakfast table you hear snap, crackle and pop and you're not eating cereal

Your back goes out, but you stay at home

When you wake up looking like your driver's license picture

It takes two tries to get off the sofa

When your idea of a night out is sitting on the patio

When happy hour is a nap

When you're on vacation, and your energy runs out, before your money does

When all you want for your birthday is not to be reminded of your age

Your idea of weight lifting is standing up

It takes longer to rest than it did to get tired

Your memory is shorter and your complaining lasts longer

You sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going

Getting lucky means you found your car in the parking lot

The twinkle in your eye is merely a reflection from the sun on your bifocals

It takes twice as long - to look half as good

Everything hurts, and what doesn't hurt - doesn't work

You look for your glasses for half an hour, and they were on your head the whole time

You sink your teeth into a steak - and they stay there

You finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart

You wonder how you could be over the hill when you don't even remember being on top of it

[kitty123]

Hey that's very good...and true in a lot of cases..

[mrs.chappie]

Ooh, I do like the idea of a happy hour nap. :o)

[zebo]

Glasses! I've been known to go out with a pair on my nose and another pushed up into my hair from when I didn't need them but didn't want to lose them.

[starone]

Tee-hee.