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Rubber Gloves...
My dentist just won "dentist of the year"All he got was a little plaque.
Next time you use a pair of rubber gloves, you"re going to smile when you think of this: A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was nervous so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves.
"Do you know how they make these gloves?" he asked. "No, I don"t," she replied. "Well," he spoofed, "there"s a building in Canada with a big tank of latex and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in their hands, let them dry, then peel off the gloves and throw them into boxes of the right size."
She didn"t crack a smile."Oh, well. I tried," he thought. But five minutes later, during a delicate portion of the procedure, she burst out laughing. "What"s so funny?" he asked "
I was just envisioning how condoms are made!" Gotta watch those little old ladies! Their minds are always working!
I went to the dentist. He said "Say Aaah."I said "Why?"He said
"My dog"s died today."
Next time you use a pair of rubber gloves, you"re going to smile when you think of this: A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was nervous so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves.
"Do you know how they make these gloves?" he asked. "No, I don"t," she replied. "Well," he spoofed, "there"s a building in Canada with a big tank of latex and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in their hands, let them dry, then peel off the gloves and throw them into boxes of the right size."
She didn"t crack a smile."Oh, well. I tried," he thought. But five minutes later, during a delicate portion of the procedure, she burst out laughing. "What"s so funny?" he asked "
I was just envisioning how condoms are made!" Gotta watch those little old ladies! Their minds are always working!
I went to the dentist. He said "Say Aaah."I said "Why?"He said
"My dog"s died today."
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A young dentist saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonald's.
He noticed that they had ordered one meal, and an extra drink cup.
As he watched, the gentleman carefully divided the hamburger in half, then counted out the fries, one for him, one for her, until each had half of them.
Then he poured half of the soft drink into the extra cup and set that in front of his wife. The old man then began to eat, and his wife sat watching, with her hands folded in her lap.
The dentist decided to ask if they would allow him to purchase another meal for them so that they didn't have to split theirs.
The old gentleman said, "Oh no. We've been married 50 years, and everything has always been and will always be shared, 50/50."
The dentist then asked the wife if she was going to eat, and she replied... "Not yet...It's his turn with the teeth!"
He noticed that they had ordered one meal, and an extra drink cup.
As he watched, the gentleman carefully divided the hamburger in half, then counted out the fries, one for him, one for her, until each had half of them.
Then he poured half of the soft drink into the extra cup and set that in front of his wife. The old man then began to eat, and his wife sat watching, with her hands folded in her lap.
The dentist decided to ask if they would allow him to purchase another meal for them so that they didn't have to split theirs.
The old gentleman said, "Oh no. We've been married 50 years, and everything has always been and will always be shared, 50/50."
The dentist then asked the wife if she was going to eat, and she replied... "Not yet...It's his turn with the teeth!"
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