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Grab your taco; you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican.
Sky News: It's still blue with white clouds.
My doctor said to me, "Do you know your sperm count?"
I said I didn't know they were that clever.
Humpty Dumpty has been found dead. Next of Kinder have been informed.
I was out collecting money for a sponsored walk last week... I collected so much that I got a taxi instead.
Service is so slow at my local Chinese restaurant; I've just had an Autumn roll delivered.
A large steak just drove past me.
That's rare.
If quizzes are quizzical, what does that make tests?
How do you repair a damaged Toll Booth?
Toll Gate Booth Paste.
Communicating with Native Americans... it's easy when you know How.
The Hunchback of Notre Dame has retired.
He received two years back pay, a lump sum, and a case of Bells
Sky News: It's still blue with white clouds.
My doctor said to me, "Do you know your sperm count?"
I said I didn't know they were that clever.
Humpty Dumpty has been found dead. Next of Kinder have been informed.
I was out collecting money for a sponsored walk last week... I collected so much that I got a taxi instead.
Service is so slow at my local Chinese restaurant; I've just had an Autumn roll delivered.
A large steak just drove past me.
That's rare.
If quizzes are quizzical, what does that make tests?
How do you repair a damaged Toll Booth?
Toll Gate Booth Paste.
Communicating with Native Americans... it's easy when you know How.
The Hunchback of Notre Dame has retired.
He received two years back pay, a lump sum, and a case of Bells
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