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starone | 15:21 Wed 27th Feb 2013 | Jokes
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The official Airport Screening Result for Full Body Scans at Heathrow
Airport.

October 2012 Statistics On Airport Screening From The Home Office

Terrorists Discovered 0

Transvestites 133

Hernias 1,485

Haemorrhoid Cases 3,172

Enlarged Prostates 8,249

Breast Implants 59,350

Natural Blondes 3

It was also discovered that 535 members of Parliament had no boll0cks
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I can't help thinking that if we really did have 535 MPs without boll0cks (i.e. women) we would have a better Government in place.
18:39 Wed 27th Feb 2013
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lol
15:29 Wed 27th Feb 2013
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I can't help thinking that if we really did have 535 MPs without boll0cks (i.e. women) we would have a better Government in place.
18:39 Wed 27th Feb 2013
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God no Canary, they'd never agree about anything.........
18:42 Wed 27th Feb 2013
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LOL if only this was true...
18:45 Wed 27th Feb 2013
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Oh yes I would!
18:46 Wed 27th Feb 2013

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