Ab Star Sign Characteristics Part 2 - Taurus (21 April -20 May)

[mrs_overall]

Famous Taureans include Queen Elizabeth II, William Shakespeare, George Clooney and Penelope Cruz. This is truly the sign of the talented and beautiful people of the world.
Many Taureans are kind, benevolent and all round good eggs. Many start out from humble beginnings and go on to great things. Favoured occupations for Taureans include becoming supermodels, philanthropists and seaweed experts. Many are brilliant at solving crossword clues.
Ying and yang dictates that for all the good Taureans in the world, there are those who are the polar opposite of what a Taurean should be. Tony Blair is a prime example. Those who are not in the "good" category display many signs of weakness, including alcoholism (Creme de Menthe being the drink of choice), an addiction to cheese scones and stalking pensioners of the opposite sex.
Healthwise, Taureans are prone to catching common colds.
Their likes include snorkels, jelly, owls and goulash.
Their dislikes include dog poo, the French, wrought iron gates and broken fingernails.
In love, many Taureans find a life mate and are adored by them. Others have to search long and hard and may have to go around the block several times.

I do not do cusps.You are either one of the chosen few who is Taurean, or you are one of the rabble belonging to the other 11 signs.

[B00]

Pah! You're a Taurean by any chance??

I say this horoscope thingy is rigged, rigged I say!

[tonyav]

' Rabble ' how very dare you lol.

[mrs_overall]

My goodness Boo, what a good guess!
I am sure you are astounded at my uncanny abilities, particularly with your star sign

[erin-x]

Awww i'll just have to wait and see if you make me a Scorpio or a Sagittarius....

[Sqad]

///This is truly the sign of the talented and beautiful people of the world. //


How very......very....true

[moonraker558]

Right then lets see how much of this is true shall we.........

Most talented and beautiful people of the world....True.

Philanthropists and seaweed experts.... True.

Their likes include snorkels, jelly, owls and goulash....Mmm..One out of four .

Their dislikes include dog poo, the French, wrought iron gates and broken fingernails....Oh dear... only one again.

In love, many Taureans find a Bournemouth life mate and are adored by them.... True.

Others have to search long and hard and may have to go around the block several times... Never been around the block but been in a few haylofts in my time not to mention a few sheep pens.

Those who are not in the "good" category display many signs of weakness, including an addiction to cheese, scones and stalking pensioners of the opposite sex.... What a load of rubbish, I hate cheese and scones.

So to sum up.... Nothing like me.

[aelmpvw]

... now we know what mrs o's sign is :-))

[mazie]

LOL Sqad. I put you down as a Taurean yesterday.

[Sqad]

mazie LOL is it that obvious?

[mazie]

It is when you're married to one Sqad x

[Sqad]

Mazie....LOL

[craft1948]

The first Mr Craft was a Taurean.............'nuff said.

[Jeza]

I realise this is a light hearted thread, but my sister was Taurus and you couldn't meet a more lying devious cow. She stole from anyone in her proximity, including her nearest and dearest. Though at the end they were few and far between.

[albaqwerty]

I say we get TBlair out of the Taurean club.

We must stay pure.

[parkie]

Don't believe in astrology but most of that right. The only problems with chasing pensioners of the opposite sex is I never catch them. I've still got one of my own grabbing my ankles.

[gness]

You forgot the patience of a saint....probably Patrick...... ;-) x

[EcclesCake]

Patience and tenacity are admirable Taurean qualities.......not being totally hacked off after carefully crafting an answer to a question on a thread that has been pulled when you press submit is not a Taurean quality......

[DTCwordfan]

What a load of Bull..........

[DaisyNonna]

Not Tony Blair! Obviously missed my vocation. Loathe creme de menthe, partal to cheese scones. Prefer to stalk younger men. Going around the block is so boring. Walking on the beach or the Downs is so much more satisfying.
Love crosswords!
Should I change my birthday?

[askyourgran]

That has to be the most accurate description of a Taurean if ever I saw one. I Absolutely hate cheese scones and dog poo, and just broke a nail today which I am still annoyed about. I agree Tony Blair is the devil incarnate, I would like to include John Prescot and Ed Balls and Minibrain too if I may. I may have been around the block a few times, but always with the same adoring fella. Thank you MrsO, hugs and kisses.