Ab Star Sign Characteristics Part 4 - Cancer (June 21 - July 20)

[mrs_overall]

Famous Cancerians include Ghengis Khan, Richard Branson, Lizzie Borden (axe murderer) and Barbara Cartland. All were very successful in their chosen field....but wildly delusional.
Cancerians have many talents and skills. Some are ambidexterous and can pick both sides of their noses at the same time. Others excel at petty crime and will often hoard their spoils, such as coats stolen at parties. Cancerians have no interest in clothes and only wear them so they don't get arrested when they go to the shops. Cancerian men can make a pair of underpants last a month. Not many realise that ALL Cancerians are born with an exceptional talent for welding.
Their likes include coffee, having all the Sunday crosswords finished by 5.00am, flush toilets and aardvarks.
Their dislikes include pedestrians, cashew nuts, throwing up and Bulgarians.
In love, many Cancerians are unlucky and the often view the opposite sex with suspicion. This changes when they are drunk, which is often.

There is no such thing as being born on the cusp. You are Cancerian. Get over it.

[murraymints]

Sounds just like one I know Mrs o....you do tarot and glass ball too perchance..?

[Baldric]

Only a month????
;o)

[humbersloop]

..and don't start on the bed linen question balders

[mrs_overall]

Morning all

Baldric, we all know you can make a pair of kecks last for 6 months...right up to the moment they either undergo toxic disintegration or walk off of their own accord

Murray, I an do tarot etc but not at present as I have lost my headscarf, shawl, dangly earrings....and the tent is locked away in the depths of the shed

[Baldric]

Hi sloopy, with all those coats piled up on the bed you don't even notice......
honest!!

[humbersloop]

course not ;)

[lady-janine]

well done MrsO. fits all cancerians i have ever known to a T. by your actions ye shall be known.

[mrs_overall]

Humber, but what about the smell?

LadyJ - thank you. I told you my accuracy would be uncanny

[humbersloop]

I think he just leaves the windows open...

[ChillDoubt]

I'm sort of ambidextrous in that I'm left handed but play golf right handed.
I dislike jaywalking pedestrians but like cashews.
As for the unlucky in love and drunk bit.......pity me.

[Tilly2]

I love cashew nuts!

[Baldric]

Only to leeward...

[humbersloop]

..I hate mopping the keyboard this early..

[mrs_overall]

Tilly, if you threw up after eating cashews or came across a Bulgarian eating them, you would soon realise I am right

[mrs_overall]

chilldoubt, ditto with the cashews, especially if you saw a jaywalking pedestrian munching on them

[aelmpvw]

uncannily true to me ... apart from the facts that i consider a pair of underpants worn for a month are barely broken in and i am indifferent to bulgarians

[Tilly2]

Yeah, you're right, mrs.o.

Must go and look at my favourite website 'The Welders Warehouse'.

[Baldric]

A Bulgarian pedestrian, upchucking cashew nuts, ......nightmare!

[BAKERS DOZEN]

Uncannily accurate Mrs O until the end as I have been very lucky in love and I don't drink alcohol so I have never been drunk (Mr BD thinks that is a great failing in me and he thinks it is his duty to drink my share as well). The coats are in the wardrobe in the spare bedroom where he won't find them.

[mrs_overall]

Ah well bakersdozen - this is easy to understand. Being so close to Mr BD, he has inherited your Cancerian drinking traits. It is a common phenomena.