Ab Star Sign Characteristics Part 8 - Sagittarius (Nov 21 - Dec 20)

[mrs_overall]

Famous Sagittarians include Walt Disney, Ted Bundy (serial killer), Uri Geller and Catharine of Aragon. None of them could dance to save their lives.

Sagittarians are the adventurous sign of the zodiac. For them, life is a challenge and they love taking risks. They will often kill flies with their bare hands, are the sign most likely to go to the toilet in the dead of night without switching the lights on.

They love to entertain but unfortunately many of them are loud and have no social skills. Their idea of fun is starting a food fight. It is a fact that Sagittarians cannot dance for toffee. On a dance floor they will find the space around them miraculously empties and people point at them as they do their "interpretive" dancing.

Most transvestites, vagrants and ridiculously busty women are usually Sagittarians.

Healthwise, Sagittarians are prone to dance related injuries and extreme flatulence.

Their likes include making games of scrabble last months, being sceptical about horoscopes, cats, toast, keeping goats, buttecups and Jeremy Vine

Their dislikes include suede, dandelions, Nigerians, weak tea and comparison web sites

In love, Sagittarians can be very successful at finding a mate of the same sex. Those seeking a mate of the opposite sex don't do so well as the flatulence and bad dancing tend to put people off.

There is no cusp for Sagittarius, because of the smell.

[mccfluff]

i take exception to that when i dance the dance of the baby elephant, people are moved, MOVED i tell you

and doesn't everyone go to the toilet in the night without putting the lights on,makes the game of "not trip over the black cat" more fun...

[boxtops]

LOL

[albaqwerty]

loving it Mrs O xx :-)

[murraymints]

Lol....can't wait for Capricorn !! Be kind !!!

[lady-janine]

better and better and better. thank you.

[tonyav]

Glad I ain't a Sagittarian, but be kind with the next star sign !.

[rockyracoon]

Ahaha, lol, you've summed me up to a tee, except the food fight, I don't waste food, and you're more accurate than Russell Grant ;0)

[mrs_overall]

I only speak the truth

[murraymints]

You Capricorn too tone ?? That would explain your....ahem...affinity with goats !!

[sandyRoe]

Walt Disney dance? You don't say
needs to be read in a Scottish accent

[mrs_overall]

groan @ sandy

[tenrec]

I can relate to some of those points mrs omg.

[mrs_overall]

I know tenrec, I know

(gawd, which one of you made that smell?)

[tonyav]

Yes I am minty !.

[aelmpvw]

this is getting spooky ... all of my girlfriends many years ago were busty, hopeless dancers and prone to flatulence

[excelsior-1]

well, that's me summed up

good one, mrs_o

[Dee Sa]

just the mention of Ted Bundy's name makes my blood go cold.

[mrs_overall]

Morning Dee.
Yes, Ted Bundy had his faults as well as being unable to dance.... xx

[NoMercy]

Don't worry guys, Mrs O knows that Capricorns are the greatest. Jesus was a Capricorn.

[SlackAlice]

flatulence you got that bit right ☺