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Jemisa | 14:30 Fri 22nd Mar 2013 | Jokes
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George lost his ear in a car accident. As luck would have it, the ear was replaced, with a pig's ear, by a doctor. The doctor cut it to size and made it look more human before sewing it, invisibly, in place.

Several weeks passed before George felt it necessary to return to his surgeon.

George complained bitterly, "Doctor, I keep hearing this noise and its doing my head in."

The doctor, totally unconcerned, answered,

"Don't worry, its just a bit of crackling."

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LOL.
14:32 Fri 22nd Mar 2013
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Anyhoo I think George was hamming it up a bit.
14:32 Fri 22nd Mar 2013
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Swine.
14:42 Fri 22nd Mar 2013
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WHO you callin' a swine??

Jem
14:47 Fri 22nd Mar 2013
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Well jem you can't make a silk purse.............
14:52 Fri 22nd Mar 2013
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The surgeon Jem xx
15:19 Fri 22nd Mar 2013
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HaHa
16:49 Fri 22nd Mar 2013
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that is actually a true story

IN A PIG'S EAR!!

very good, Jem
21:55 Fri 22nd Mar 2013

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