Sqad Goes Golfing

marval | 16:48 Thu 28th Mar 2013 | Jokes

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Sqad wanted to get off work and go golfing, so he approached his assistant.
“Ralph, I am going golfing tomorrow. I don’t want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of my patients.”

“Yes, sir!” – answers Ralph.

Sqad goes golfing and returns the following day and asks:”So, Ralph, how was your day?”
Ralph told him that he took care of three patients.

“The first one had a headache so I gave him Ibuprofen 400mg tablets.”
“Bravo and the second one?” – asks Sqad.

“The second one had stomach burning and I gave him Gaviscon, sir.” – says Ralph.
“Bravo, bravo! You’re good at this and what about the third one?” – asks Sqad.

“Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door opened and a woman entered. Like a flame, she undressed herself, taking off everything including her bra, her panties and lay down on the couch.

She spread her legs and shouted: “HELP ME! For five years I have not seen any man!”

“Silk underwear,” said Sqad, Ralph, what did you do?” he asks.
“I put drops in her eyes.”