Reality...

Jemisa | 14:30 Wed 24th Apr 2013 | Jokes

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A little boy goes up to his father and asks: "Dad, what's the difference between hypothetical and reality?"
The father replies: "Well son, I could give you the book definitions, but I feel it could be best to show you by example. So - Go upstairs and ask your mother if she'd have sex with the postman for £500,000."
The boy goes and asks his mother: "Mum, would you have sex with the postman for £500,000?" The mother replies: "Of course, yes I would!"
The little boy returns to his father: "Dad, she said 'Yes I would!'" The father then says: "Ok, now go and ask your older sister if she'd have sex with her Teacher for £500,000."
The boy asks his sister: "Would you have sex with your Teacher for £500,000?" The sister replies: "Hell yes I would!"
He returns to his father: "Dad, she said 'Hell yes I would!'" The father answers:
"Ok son, here's the deal: Hypothetically, we're millionaires, but in reality, we're just living with a couple of whores."