Breaking wind

[HappyFace]

Why does breaking wind make a noise? Sometimes when my missus breaks wind, it sounds like someone has clapped their hands!

[hopalong]

Where there is movement there is noise, thats why

[justineo]

HappyFace, how very cheeky to describe your wife's private functions like that.  think of a trumpet, must be a similar principle.

PS: free drinks at the ChatterBank arms if you're interested.  Peri, is also serving some lovely grub :)

[smee.tracey]

Your long suffering must be SO proud of you. Unless of course it is the writer with flatulence!

[smudge]

Well at least it saves her unfolding her arms to clap - if she's watching a show!

[JulieEve]

Are you sure this question should be in food and drink?? Put me right off me lunch!!

[smudge]

I was going to post the same JulieEve - but then I thought that as it's usually food & drink that causes windypops..........!

[charliep88]

actually old bean I would be apt to clap after she broke wind and Moreover would be happy to grade her on quality of sound ,if you would be so kind to send me a tape of this incredible wind breaking TATA