Dandelions Are Dangerous!

[mrs_overall]

I was gardening and spotted a dandelion on the lawn. With a cry of "gotcha" I pulled it out and took a step forward towards the weed bucket. I didn't see the hoe until the handle smacked me in the bosoms. I then kicked the hoe and promptly fell over the weed bucket.
Beware!

[marval]

I have to confess it made me smile, sorry Mrs O, I hope you are alright.

[Zacs-Master]

Have you been reading 'Gardening with Gness'

[nungate]

I thought it was just me that these sort of things happened to .... so glad not to be alone any more

[RATTER15]

And they make you wet the bed!!!

[gness]

How many times do I have to tell you?
A little less gin on the cornflakes! ;-) x

[albaqwerty]

Avoid rakes at all costs, and what a bamboo cane did to my eye when I was 7 doesn't bear thinking about.

[mrs_overall]

The only thing that was injured was my pride.
I retired to the patio with a cuppa and gave my underling (Mr O) instructions to carry on

[gness]

'scuse....did I hear a funny squeak there...at about 15.46? ;-) xx

[Psybbo]

Lol, just picturing that made me smile, bet the air was blue. I hope you're ok x

[Mamyalynne]

'Kicked the hoe' sounds like a Gangsta Movie.

[gness]

Mamya!!! :-))) xx

[mrs_overall]

I may have uttered an expletive or two...

[mrs_overall]

Oh mamya - I feel a rap song coming on lol

[craft1948]

"Kicked the hoe" sounds like something Reginald D Hunter would say.......

[mrs_overall]

I'm a garden dude, name of Mrs O,
When I'm riled I kick the hoe

How's that for the start of the rap song.

[albaqwerty]

with a hey nonny no
Mrs O kicked the hoe
....
Please insert :-)

[sunny-dave]

This hole garden toolset is a bunch of scandals

and don' even start me on the fluffing four candles ...

[Psybbo]

Tut tut, dave fork handles

[Iluvspikey]

So you can say you've been smacked by a hoe and have kicked the bucket - Well done!

[gness]

There was a young(ish) woman named O,
Was gardening fierce with her hoe.
But it left her in bits,
When it clobbered her t*ts.
Now O has no hoe...oh woe! xx