Your Ideal Man/woman..

[Scarlett]

If you were single and looking, what would be the ideal man or woman you have in your head? I have a friend who only ever goes out with the same girl- blonde, round face and sweetly pretty. I guess to him, that is his 'ideal'. What would it be for you (although I know the reality is different)- tall/short/fat/thin/blonde/dark/any other distinguishing features?!

[BlueToffee]

Pixie, I fit one of your criteria, I'm 1.86m, but not slim, no tattoos, short hair, prefer classical music and only about 6 hairs on my chest. Suppose I'm off the list then?

[Psybbo]

Eamonn Holmes I know I'll get stick

[shoota]

Psybbo! Anad i thought...hoped....where's my gun?

[Baldric]

Ok, I'll be a little more selective than I was @ 11:04,

A Brunette with a pulse would be good!

[Svejk]

You won't get any dinner,psybbo.

[wolf63]

I got this by email yesterday. I am sure that some of you may have read it but for some (strange) reason I have decided to post it here.

http://www.amazon.co.uk/review/RMSBINADT0S6S/ref=cm_cr_dp_title?ie=UTF8&ASIN=B000KKNQBK&channel=detail-glance&nodeID=65801031&store=drugstore

[pixie373]

Bluetoffee. Classical music is acceptable too, anything where the musicians actually play their own music and not a computerised background of noise:-). Your requirements? Lol

[shoota]

That is worth repeating everywhere Wolfy

[tinkerbell23]

Channing tatum! Mmm

Or mr tinks hehe ;0> xx

[gness]

Chill....Nooooo!! Why has no-one told me?? :-(

[shoota]

Might have thought Joan would have mentioned it in passing....

[Psybbo]

Shoota, you're the real deal xx

[ummmm]

Taller than me. Slim....

[gness]

That would have just muddied the waters......x

[shoota]

My ideal woman is one who says 'yes', 'please' and 'thank you, you were magnificent' and then does the washing up on her way out the door....

[Psybbo]

Shoota, all women have now switched off!

[shoota]

Tongue in cheek pseudo chauvinistic wind up Psybbs.
Really I'm a paragon and an ideal mate.
Honest.
The cheque is in the post etc.....

[pixie373]

Shoots, i would wash up on the way in. Don't like these things lying around :-)

[cupid04]

Someone that loves me for who I am and doesn't try to change me. And makes me feel like I'm the only woman on earth. [A girl can dream, can't she!]

[shoota]

First things first though Pix, surely?