Charity Wristbands: Their "Other" Meanings

[answerbank50]

Most are aware of this whole thing about charity wristbands revealing the wearer's sexual oritentations etc. Keeping that in mind with the following quesion, would anyone care to tell me what someone wearing a blue wristband and a white wristband would signify, if anything?

[mynaisir]

Most are wrong about this whole thing about charity wristbands revealing the wearer's sexual orientations � any supposed sexual revelations are co-opted from jelly bracelets. Keeping that in mind, someone wearing a blue charity wristband would be opposing bullying; someone wearing a white charity wristband would be supporting the Make Poverty History charity.

Someone wearing the same combination of jelly bracelets might be signifying their willingness to partake in male oral sex/a lap dance (blue) and flash their breasts/kiss someone of the same sex/French kiss in general.

[nfn]

I'm so naive! I've got a white Make Poverty History band attached to my keys, hand for carrying them around. What does that make me?

[jno]

nfn I think white means you're offering to give someone a snow job.

[nfn]

tee hee