Walter's Comments On Life In General.

[starone]

I walk into a gas station and ask the clerk for 5 dollars worth of gas. He farts, hands me a receipt and tells me to have a nice day.

Her job is to bitch, mine is to give her a reason!

So let me get this straight . . . Women wear fake Hair, Nails, Lashes, Contacts. Buy fake Tits, Lips, Ass, and get Botox . . . but want a REAL Man???

Dear Cupid, Kiss my ASS! Better still: give me one of those damn arrows and I'll shove it up yours!

Two men knocked on my front door today and asked if I would kindly donate to the new, local swimming pool that is being built - so I gave them a bottle of water.

So . . . I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with 'Guess' on it. So I said "Implants?" The BITCH hit me!!!

[jno]

here, why you picking on cupid??

[marval]

lol

[Hypognosis]

=:-D