Newly shaved head

[ecoman]

Having just shaved my head for my holidays, I was wondering if there was some kind of wax or gel I could use to give my bonce a nice shiny look?

[ursula62]

furniture polish?

[ecoman]

What's that Ursula, I'm a male and don't recognise it, hang on I'll ask the wife, I think it might be something to do with housework.

[nicola_red]

Unless you want to fry your head and give yourself melanomas, how about SUNSCREEN?

[Shipstabber]

Clear nail varnish.

[smudge]

A shaven, shiny head - uuurrrggg. Personally, I'd much rather see a matt one ecoman - if at all!

[MORELLO]

T-Cut, followed by Turtlewax. It'll come up great.

[ecoman]

Guys, Guys, please, this is my head you're all talking about

[ondemania]

haha how funny is this thread. your poor head ecoman. by the way isnt the word "bonce" just super?!
(how about rubbing some vaseline on it. nice and shiny and keeps the skin soft and smooth :p)

[jacey]

I totally agree with Smudge  shiny is sooo gross, definitely matt is better and please take seriously what nicola_red said.

[pamnez]

Why would you want to shave your head?  When you are middle aged, you will be willing to swap your right arm for a head of hair.

[ecoman]

What do you mean middle aged, I'm 97 ; )

[Champagne]

1)  Mr Sheen; or
2)  Beeswax; or
3)  Clear wood varnish

But if you ask me some good ol' spit and polish will do the trick. I'm sure your lovely wife would be happy to oblige.

[ecoman]

Oooer mrs!