Isn't The Human Body A Wonderful Machine

[Bazile]

I dreamt last night that i wanted to go for a pee .

I was in my old secondary school building - but every toilet i went into, something stopped me from having a pee - either it was filthy dirty or some other thing stopping me doing the business .

Soon afterwards i woke up and guess what - yes i am bursting to have a pee .
Isn't the body fantastic in stopping me from peeing in my pj's ?

This is a dream i have every so often in one form or another .

What recurring dream do you have ?

[Baldric]

Wet Dreams eh!

[Svejk]

when you say 'one form or another',,,,,

[Bazile]

now now , dont get rude now

[Sqad]

Bazile......many.....but this one p1sses me off.

I meet a very attractive, upmarket desirable, smartly dressed woman and she seems to respond tom flirtatious advances. I persuade her to book into this 5 * hotel with me, clearly for further developments but on arriving at our suite, she asks for black satin sheets and a bottle of Lois Roderer champagne.
The sheets arrive and i then she undresses down to her black underwear and gets into bed.
I tell her that i am going down to the bar for the champagne (no idea why i didn't ring for room service) and that i would be back shortly.
I buy the champagne, but guess what? I cannot remember the room number or even the floor and spend what seems to be hours, looking for the room, to no avail.................then i wake up.

[joggerjayne]

Don't get rude?

So I can't do the one where I'm away on a girls' weekend with Mary Louise Parker and she says that maybe we should try ...

Oh, no ... okay, it will have to be the "going to the airport on the wrong day" dream.

[joggerjayne]

Did anyone else guess that sqad's dream would involve black underwear?

:0)

[redman41]

Sqad has two emotions, JJ.......hungry and horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich. :-))

[Slapshot]

Don't get rude....awwww

I can't thave the one where I'm falling naked, aiming to land on a huge bed in a room with a naked JJ, Minty, Alba and Gness then.....

I don't know what happens cos I always wake up just berore I hit the bed....

[Sqad]

LOL.....sooo!

[Mamyalynne]

I guessed there'd be underwear, wasn't prepared for the 'Tom'.

[murraymints]

Baz ! I have that dream too !! Only I'm in a leisure centre or swimming pool !

[shoota]

Mary Louise Parker?


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[Sqad]

mamy.........what sharp eyes you have....;-)

[gingejbee]

Bazile......EXACTLY the same as you....quite often!

[Mamyalynne]

Just done double drops especially! LOL

[Baldric]

Careful MM, they put dye in the water!

[murraymints]

Lol baldric xx

[murraymints]

Slappy...you reeeely don't want to know what happens !! Lol...xx

[joggerjayne]

Yes, Mary Louise Parker. Something to do with her eyes. She has a permanent mischievous look. She always looks like she's thinking of suggesting something naughty.

[joggerjayne]

Minty ... yes, we do want to know!