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McMouse | 11:04 Fri 27th Jun 2014 | Jokes
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The Archbishop of Canterbury and The Royal Commission for Political Correctness announced today that the climate in the UK should no longer be referred to as English Weather.

Rather than offend a sizeable portion of the UK population, it will now be referred to as:

'Muslim Weather'

(Partly Sunni, but mostly Shi'ite)
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:-)
11:07 Fri 27th Jun 2014
Avatar Image RATTER15
How very racist of you!!!

Hilarious!!!

11:07 Fri 27th Jun 2014
Avatar Image Baldric

Since when has Muslim been a Race?
19:12 Fri 27th Jun 2014
Avatar Image Old_Geezer
These days it seems any group can claim to be a race.
19:14 Fri 27th Jun 2014
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Somebody once got in a lot of trouble for saying this joke- was it a council leader or something like that, maybe 5 years ago
19:14 Fri 27th Jun 2014
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Anyway it's Islamist Weather. Partly Sunni but mostly Shia.
19:18 Fri 27th Jun 2014

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